Explaining The He's Not Your Man Meme – AskMen
Click Here for the Post https://www.askmen.com/news/dating/explaining-the-he-s-not-your-man-meme.htmlTrending News: The He’s Not Your Man Meme Is Giving Women Awful Dating Advice
Ladies, your man might not be who he claims to be. At least, according to a meme that’s been bouncing around Twitter all week.
According to Know Your Meme:
“He’s Not Your Man is a bait-and-swich snowclone in which a post begins by suggesting that if “Ladies, if your man” does certain things, he’s not “your man.” However, over the course of the listed things, it’s clear the poster is talking about someone highly specific, leading to the punchline, “He’s not your man. He’s X.”
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It all started on November 22 with this tweet:
Ladies, if he:
– only responds after you double text
– doesn’t care about your snap streak
– refuses to shave
– is a staunch abolitionist
– returns to Ohio after serving only one termHe’s not your man. He’s 19th president Rutherford B Hayes
— Kyle ? (@KylePlantEmoji) November 22, 2018
Over the last week, some pretty hilarious renditions of the tweet have been circulating.
Ladies, if he:
– is always late
– never shaves
– eats 10% of his weight a day in plant matter
– leaves you every winter for warmer watersHe’s not your man, he’s a manatee.
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) November 25, 2018
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He’s not your man. He’s a #FOIA response.— JPat Brown (@resentfultweet) November 26, 2018
Ladies, if he:
– never responds to your texts
– has never liked your tweets
– wears black
– shot a man in reno just to watch him die
– ain’t seen the sunshine since he don’t know whenHe’s not your man. He’s Johnny Cash
— brittany daniels (@bdmx__) November 25, 2018
Ladies, if he’s:
-perfect
He’s not your man. He’s Gritty
— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) November 26, 2018
ladies, if he:
– never texts you back
– always interjects with unsolicited advice
– reads your personal documents
– constantly tries to help you format paragraphs
– is a sentient paper cliphe’s not your man. he’s clippy the microsoft word office assistant
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 24, 2018
Ladies, if he:
-Is skinny
-Speaks in the third person
-Loves shiny things
-Talks to himself
-Wakes you up to the sound of him whining for My Love, and My PreciousHe’s not your man. He’s Gollum. pic.twitter.com/3CgRLgK9lT
— Warner Bros. (@WBHomeEnt) November 26, 2018
But ladies, we all know that if he grooms properly, buys you amazing things, is well read and traveled…he’s not your man, but he can be if he reads AskMen.com.
