Hilarious ‘He’s not your man’ meme is the best dating advice you’ll ever receive – Irish Examiner
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The internet often spouts dating advice, whether useful or not, and the latest meme to explode with popularity on Twitter follows this trend in a bizarre way.
The online wisdom comes in the form of a meme letting you know “He’s not your man”, pointing out the warning signs that you might be dating someone dodgy.
From beloved hockey mascot Gritty to Pharaoh Ramses II, follow these memes and never date the wrong person again.
Here are 10 of the best versions on Twitter:
1. Don’t fall for the trap of dating a Pharaoh.
Ladies, if he:
-only responds if u text in emojis
-doesn’t care about your single wife policy
-refuses to wear anything but fine linens
-is a staunch polytheist
-claims victory at Kadesh when it was a tie
He’s not your man. He’s Egypt’s greatest king from Dyn 19, Ramesses II— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) November 23, 2018
2. Watch out for any rom-com moments…
Ladies, if he:
– is amazing at soccer
– is v cute and considerate and funny
– loves Gouda
– puts tampons in his nose
He’s not your man. She’s The Man starring Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum
— 𝔼𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕚 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕧𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕒𝕦 (@Electriceleni) November 24, 2018
3. Remember this helpful character?
ladies, if he:
– never texts you back
– always interjects with unsolicited advice
– reads your personal documents
– constantly tries to help you format paragraphs
– is a sentient paper clip
he’s not your man. he’s clippy the microsoft word office assistant— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 24, 2018
4. Always check to make sure your date isn’t a raccoon.
Ladies, if he:
– ignores text messages
– doesn’t like your tweets
– eats like trash
– regularly goes out all night
– is usually found in wooded areas in North America
He’s not your man. He’s a raccoon.— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) November 24, 2018
5. Try not to get too attached to Duolingo.
ladies, if he…
– threatens you with constant messages
– always wondering where you are
– blames you for not making him happy enough
– judges the way you speak
– makes your undying love into a game for him
He’s not your man, he’s Duo, the duolingo owl— a (@lilgguzii) November 24, 2018
6. Take this as a reminder to return your books!
Ladies, if he:
– is warm and inviting
– is generous
– is active in the community
– expects you to return his stuff frequently and fines you if you don’t
– demands you stay awake at all times
He’s not your man. He’s a public library and you should return your books on time.— The Hangriest Librarian (@HalpernAlex) November 25, 2018
7. You definitely won’t find this historical figure on Tinder.
Ladies, if he:
– only responds after you double text
– doesn’t care about your snap streak
– refuses to shave
– is a staunch abolitionist
– returns to Ohio after serving only one term
He’s not your man. He’s 19th president Rutherford B Hayes— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 22, 2018
8. Please never date Gritty.
Ladies, if he:
– never responds to your texts
– doesn’t watch your Insta stories
– has long, unkempt hair
– wears a helmet
– is in Antifa
– is orange
He’s not your man. He’s Gritty.
— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 24, 2018
9. Avoid all terrible leftover recipes.
Ladies, if your man:
– doesn’t return your texts
– doesn’t help with dishes
– in fact dirties dishes
– because he’s coated in mashed potatoes
– is deep fried
– spews gravy when poked
He’s not your man. He’s that ill- advised Thanksgiving-leftover recipe that still intrigues me.
— Danielle Kurtzleben (@titonka) November 24, 2018
10. Lastly, this adorable animal sounds like a catch.
Ladies, if he:
– doesn’t introduce you to his parents
– never calls you back
– has four feet
– smells like potato chips
– could easily be mistaken for a loaf of bread
that’s my pug, you’re dating my pug— kim christmas (@KimmyMonte) November 25, 2018
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